PET PEEVES

Every instructor has his or her pet peeves. My biggest is people who refuse to use the online subscription databases, or (heavens), the library, and write essays using only Web sources, and who fail to recognize the difference between verifiable scholarly information and hearsay or biased reports.

My essay writing peeves include misuse of words like "then" and "than", needless or incorrect use of apostrophes, and things of that ilk.  Mixing singular subjects with plural verbs drives me stark raving mad. Here are some examples.

        "Oh but I was so much older then. I'm younger than that now." -- Bob Dylan.

         
A string of book thefts has plagued the library (NOT have plagued).

As a librarian, I found this assignment exciting, (NOT As a librarian this assignment was exciting - you are the librarian; the assignment isn't).

Remember that you can't dance in
Independence Hall.

We'll be using two-way radios during our school visit to the Capitol building in the nation's capital city.  The Principal wants all students to understand the principles of their two way radios while we're there.  I have asked him to advise us, and here is his advice:

Holding the antenna while the radio is in use can have a bad effect. It can affect its effective range. That can cause anger, frustration, and other affective states.

We hope you have fun on the site of the Capitol, and that you see all the sights. When you write your report, be sure to cite any relevant articles you find in the literature. You can also cite Web sites. We hope you have more fun in Washington than you did on our trip to Ottawa, Canada's capital, in the Province of Ontario. It was raining then, but we hope Divine Providence will be kinder this time.

Always try to use gender inclusive language, but as one style manual put it, "without doing violence to the English language". It no longer socially acceptable to write a sentence like, "Every reader should enjoy his book". Instead, try putting all the nouns in the plural: "All readers should enjoy their books". A sentence like, "When children have a cold, their nose runs", drives this instructor up the wall. All those children can't possibly share a single nose.

 When children have colds, their noses run. When one child has a cold, his or her nose runs.

Another thing which bothers me is the misuse of the personal pronouns "I" and "me", and the over-use of "myself" when "me" would suffice. The personal pronoun "I" can only be a subject, never an object.

Do you have an apple for me?. Do you have enough enough apples for my daughter and me? (NOT "for my daughter and I").  That's good enough for me. I will eat one myself.

An apostrophe should be used to indicate possession, or to stand in the place of missing letters, NOT to form a plural.

Ms. Smith's house is nearby, and I'm sure we'll all have fun dining with the Smiths. We'll finish our trip at the Smiths' place.

 Chris'
home is nearby too. He works at one of IBM's offices, and usually banks at ATMs.  His son and daughter work in libraries, because they enjoy the library's atmosphere. Down at Roy's Auto Bodies, the technicians all like strawberries. (NOT body's or bodys, or strawberrys or strawberry's).

For more on this "devastating shibboleth", see: "Apostrophe (2)",
in The Columbia Guide to Standard American English.  The best-selling book, Eats, Shoots and Leaves, goes into the misuse of apostrophes in great detail.


In the New York Times Magazine, Sunday, October 19th, 2003, language columnist William Safire writes about gerunds, "My does beat me before that gerund wandering." Quoting Robert Burchfield, editor of Fowler's Modern English Usage, he says, "The possessive with gerund... persists in good writing." If you take umbrage at my rambling here,  don't. The use of the possessive, "my wandering" serves to isolate the wandering as the object of your ire. It's hopefully not "me" at whom you've become upset, but my wandering. If I said, "to me wandering", some ambiguity might arise. Safire cleverly uses the phrase, "the bear's dancing", as a mnemonic. A gerund is a verbal noun, taking its name from the Latin, gero, gerere, "to bear". But there are other usages for this verb, such as bellum gerere, to wage war.  Alas, ultimately, my waging war on bad grammar may not bear fruit. "Si vis pacem, para bellum." If you want peace from me on your essays, prepare for this war yourself. (For the origin of that quote, see Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. Available: Bartleby.com). Arm yourself for the fray at Dictionary.com.

COMMON MISTAKES WITH LATIN WORDS AND PHRASES
A résumé is a 'curriculum vitae' (vitae is in the genitive case, because it describes the "course of your life"). It could be called a 'vita'  (life), for short, but never a 'curriculum vita'.
Phenomenon, medium, bacterium, and datum, are singulars - phenomena, media, bacteria, and data, are plurals.